Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to have a small penis

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The power to live through torture.

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The power to change the TV channel but only when the remote is in your hand

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to touch anything that is touchable.

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The power to turn swans into pigeons (but not pigeons into swans)

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To call me maybe

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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50% invisibility while farting.

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The ability to evolve into magickarp

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to go part way through walls

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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hey

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!