the power to transform into a rock.

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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The power to accept the terms and conditions

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to teleport 10 years into the past just by sneezing. You also become hyper allergic to everything. And of course, you have no way to travel forward...

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The ability to clean

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The Power to Combust

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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The power to make apples into pennies one per day.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to hear morse code.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power of make your leg invisible

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to fly but only in an airplane.

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The Power of shitting by your mouth

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!