The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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Liam Brudenell

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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The power to always smell like cheep wine.

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The ability to fly but only when you touch the ground.

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The power to instantaneously teleport in front of your mom each time you masturbate.

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The power to switch your right and left ears.

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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Th power to be telepathetic

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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Any telePATHETIC power you may get.

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The power to liquify yourself.

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The ability to enter the gender's changing room with no one noticing but losing the ability to see and feel.

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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i remember coming up with one once, the ability to flash step, like teleportation, but it uses up the same amount of wear and tear on your body(and clothing/footwear) and stamina as if you walked a straight line there (say you were Stepping to the top of mount everest, the same amount of physical exhaustion and bodily wear and tear as if you tilted the earth, laid a flat board to the summit, and walked across it, and untilting the earth, all in an instant). where the only convenience obtained is time saved, but there would also be the issue of being constantly exhausted, the near limitless amounts of food needed to be consumed, and the constant need for sleep would make this power essentially useless except for convenience, you COULD say this is similar to stopping time, but with far more limitations, as its only used for moving from one place to another

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the power to hear a dog whistle

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to shoot your teeth at the force of a Nerf gun.

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The power to pause and resume time, but you also pause yourself.

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The Power to believe you have superpowers

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!