the power to fall off of a cliff and live... in hell

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The power to fly whenever you get a stroke. (The power goes away as soon as the stroke ends, so make sure to get all your flying deeds done while you still have a stroke)

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The power to only be able to mind control goldfish one at a time

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to transform money into cow eating chickens

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The power to create ice out of thin air but only at -35 degree celcius and below.

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The power to see in the dark, unless your awake.

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TREE POWERS ACTIVATE!!!!!!

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The ability to drop everything you hold

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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The power to not get sun burnt when the sun's out

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The power to convert any Catholic priest into a pedophile.

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to sleep if your not awake

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Having the ability to get Bulimia by looking at yourself in the mirror.

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Retractable Teeth

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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the power of turning into a sheep when ever you are in a fight

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The power to repel women.

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The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to travel to a parallel universe where everyone who exists dies every .1 milliseconds.

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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the power to erase your memory ffrom the last five seconds... but only if you are having a seizure

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!