Eat pizza but you have to be eating pizza

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The power of heat vision* *Only for cooking.

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The power to turn left while actually being right about right being left so you end up heading upways down the street and confuse the shit out of people. Moral: But will it blend?

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The ability to hear people's thoughts after they've already said them.

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the power to copy super powers but no one has super powers

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The power to fly when u are in an elevator

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the power to turn on anything by saying every digit of pi near it.

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The power to become as big and powerful as Gary Coleman.

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The power to turn into a toothpick. Once. And you can't go back.

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The power to listen to justin beiber

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the power to make broccoli taste like asparagus

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the power to grow stings out of your genitals

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The power to write complete sentenc

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The power to shoot a any amount of milk out of your belly button every July 4th at 2 o'clock

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the ability to become black.

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The power to blink slightly less often.

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the power to in power your self

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The power to always fart at the most inappropriate time

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The power to lick your elbow.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The power to learn anything very quickly but to forget all knowledge of what you've learnt 3 seconds later.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to lower your IQ (irreversible)

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The Power to lose a fight before it begins

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!