The power to writ a pointless super power but only when you want to.

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to jump 0.23cm higher than normal.

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Turning into a brick wall. Forever.

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The power to murder rocks.

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beard snap. ...snap your fingers and beards for all !!!

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to make up a pointless superpower because you are to lazy to make up a good one

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The power to make anyone with the exact same genetic makeup as you bleed at a wound if there is a bullet imbedded in their head

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the power to glow in the light

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The power to do a wheelie on a unicycle.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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The power to drink water and pee immediately.

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the power to negate superpowers in a universe with no superpowers and no way to enter any universe with super powers

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The ability to know if there's an afterlife, but only after you've died

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The power to draw a perfect circle

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to repel water when you're thirsty.

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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the power to watch reruns of NBC's "Joey" in your head

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The power to make any single girl instantly reach for her Mace.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!