The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the ability to make a banana talk uncontrollably to itself but only when people around it are high.& the ability to make a banana momentarily stop talking.

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power of sensing someone's sneeze before it happens

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power of super strength but only in your left pinky toe - EO

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The ability to see through glass

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The ability to turn an airplane into a smart car, but only while they're full and in flight.

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The ability to watch an episode of 60 minutes in 59 minutes

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the power to end sentences with prepositions.

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the power to get a free game but can't play it.

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The power to smell poop

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The power of creating poop.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!