The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

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The power to sneeze scissors

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The power to make it so legions of turtles submerge from the world seas in order to fight for the death in your name to save your ass whenever you are in trouble. Moral: Uh thanks for coming turtles... yeah I remember when I needed you 20 years ago... But thanks really...

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the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

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The power to have the strength of 50 old people

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the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

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The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

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the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

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the power to kiss your own ass

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The ability to smell with your hands

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to turn into air and go with the wind

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The power to remove seeds from seedless grapes but only on the 4th of may on a sunday

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

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The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

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the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

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Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

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The power to break your bones on command.

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The power to control your own limb movement

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The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!