Be able to hear all the alarmclocks in the world

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The power to bend a bendy straw faster than the speed of light.

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The power to to be able to summon avocados from thin air, but then they disappear in 10 seconds.

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the ability to taste the difference of 3 types of cheeses

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Captain Obvious`s powers. A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

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the ability to solve paradoxes

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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The ability to have pockets in your skin that can only fit carrots.

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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The power to convert oxygen to carbon dioxide

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The power to watch womens basketball

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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The power to know WTF is going on

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The power to be white and have a the pingas a size of a black man. Moral: You cannot comprehend the power of the dark side.

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The power to ?-1.

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The power to write pointless super powers when you have your final exams to study for...

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the ability to fly through the sky using the skin from your ballsack to glide to the ground

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The power to kill a manin just 30 years a spoon

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to find lost socks.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!