The ability of using their one true super power with stunning accuracy.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The power of levitate at will but only in a zero-gravity environment.

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The power to have a black president

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The power to shit yourself whenever other people are looking at you

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The power to be immortal, but only whilst dead.

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The power to live through a Twilight movie.

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The power of losing your power in the most crucial moment

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The power to only be drunk while driving.

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Power to vomit violently during royal weddings.

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The power to make your family act like total rednecks but only in front of your girl/boyfriend.

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The power to revive people. As long as the person is alive.

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The power to lose your sense of touch and orgasm uncontrollably for five minutes.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The power to make objects slightly furry

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have useless superpowers which can only be used at wrong times

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the power to not feel pain only if your foe wants you to

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The power to make your hair turn green but only if you are holding green hair dye and when you use the power the green hair dye goes away

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Birthday In August Just wait On it

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the power to spontaneously shoot glitter out of your ass

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the power to forget all you learned when taking the final. just so u could remember it later...

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The power to understand animals but only extinct animals

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The power to think out loud without saying a word

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!