The ability to fart inwards.

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The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

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The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

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The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

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the power to pee on command

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the power to pee shit and shit piss.

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the power to kill yourself at will

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The power to watch a movie without falling asleep through most of it

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The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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the power to lose your power at will

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to pee any color

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the power to fly but only upward

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!