The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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The power to drink parfume and not get disgusted

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The power to cry whole bananas grown in Brazil.

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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the ability to wake up on an elephant

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The power to walk on your butt cheeks

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The power to wear shirts considerably more often than others.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to be blind

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!