The power to sweat acid.

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The power to freeze time but you would also be frozen. Basically dooming everyone to be frozen in time with no way of getting out. No one would even know about it but it will happen.

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The power to fly but only on a foggy Christmas night

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The power to turn into a lamp and stay that way till someone turns your light on.

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The power to speed up time for only 1 Planck Instant every hour.

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The power to control grass, not make it grow, but make it move in any direction you want.

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the power to absorb other superpower, but no one have superpower

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The power to not be affected by bullets unless you are shot with one by a gun

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The power to swallow chewed up food.

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The power to make police pull over the black guy next to you (in your car) and anytime this happens you get the ticket not him

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The power to take control of mentally disabled turtles.

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The power to make you teeth yellower

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the ability to not get pregnant when you get raped

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The power to stop time but if you do so you will also stop.

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The power of not knowing

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The power to realize that your personality is like a shithole.

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The superpower to read a 2 pages of a book at once. Never mind... This is the BEST superpower in the world! [Insert troll face here]

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The power life like a hermit.

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The power to read your own mind!

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-The ability to turn friction on and off.

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The power to sing better then anyone in the world, but only in the presence of the deaf.

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The ability to produce water but only when under water.

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The power of bullet atraction

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Wait this isn't pornhub!?

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!