The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to see through bananas

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The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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the power to make realy convincing whale noises

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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the power to eat waffles

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!