The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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Having Wolverine’s ability to healing from any damage, but still healing at a normal human rate of recovery.

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The power to find spare change in the sofa

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The power to attract any women you like by ripping of your junk.

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The power to play any Justin Bieber song of your choice out of your butt.

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To be able to make a pencil dull... Get it it point less!!!!!

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The power to poke

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The power to breath underwater, but only after someone has recently peed in it

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The power to be on facebook and do homework at the same time

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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The power to get the most rated pointless superpowers post

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The ability to create a chicken egg, once and then never again.

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The power to have time when you're doing nothing.

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The power to bleed out of your nose all the tme.

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the power to be a fury............-_-

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The power to shorten your lifespan by 10 seconds.

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the power to remotely jizz in someone's sock.

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The power to have rotten teeth until you go to the dentist's.

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the power to recognize "woman rights".

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The power to make the tip of your penis invisible at will.

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The power to thumb down Moral Man's posts. NOTE: It is required that the user of this ability possess average to above-average intellect. Seriously, bury this dickbag's posts. He's an annoying twat.

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The ability to eat your enemies and get their powers only when your are starving to death.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!