the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of eating from ears.

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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the power to tie your shoelaces with one hand

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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Expert level knowledge of the Kardashian lore

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The power to breath in 1% more oxygen

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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the power to eat waffles

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to have no one hack your computer as long as you are not using a computer.

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the ability to only do pointless things.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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the power to smell tastebuds

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Der pawr tu speek kat langwage

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Meltman, with the power to melt!

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The power to never sleep and instead go outside and think about your life.

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The power to seduce any woman... that weighs over 300 pounds.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The power to tickle your own feet.

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the power to sugar a limpet

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the power to see the present.

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the power to turn people to stone but only if you look in the mirror

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!