the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to unwillingly turn into a girl when you have sex with your girlfriend or turn into a guy when you have sex with your boyfriend.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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The power to know the answer of what is the purpose of life only after death.

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The ability to become invisible when noone is looking at you.

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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The power to make vegetables horny.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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The power to do nothing

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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The power to realize that I am starting to sound (and type) more and more like Salvador Dali, and being proud because the man was a genius, the most fantastic thing he could do every morning, was to wake up with a person as fantastic as himself! And while he indeed walked a different path than most do, no one can deny his footprints are clearer than most... Perfection? A losers wish... to be outstanding... is a gift on its own. Moral: Yeah many of you see this as pointless, so I thought I could just as well add it. While I dream of the age where people stop looking for Gods and strengthen the most powerful tool in the universe: YOU.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to hold your breath while unconscious.

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the power to make sillet bang remove stains from shirts

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The power ,once a week, to give someone you don't know, that is at least 500 miles away from you, minor flatulence.

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The power to be a human

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power for shampoo to never go in your eyes, but only when its Johnsons No More Tears.

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The power to give others the power to give others the same power at will.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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What's the difference between a watermelon and a baby? One is fun to hit with a bat and the other is a baby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!