- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

to be able to lift any weight of feathers

the ability vote up this superpower

blindness

The power to believe people care about you posting you`re nick, or real name after you`re comment. Posted by Peter Olsen living in Orleands born the 20 of July 1983.

The power to melt ice into hot ice

The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

The ability to fart inwards.

The power to turn into a dogbed when somebody says micro-tacos

The ability to pee as a gas, not a liquid

The power to turn pizza into math worksheets. -Big C

the power to pee on command

the power to pee shit and shit piss.

the power to kill yourself at will

The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

The power to kill yourself to take out a criminal... except for the fact that when you kill yourself you literally might as well be throwing a marshmallow at someone.

The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

the power to lose your power at will

The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

The power to be able to mate with squirrels and have offspring.

The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

the power to fly but only upward

The power to play a flute with your ass

Pointless Super Powers