the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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The power to bleed for 3-7 days for a week every month, and still live..

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The power to erase anything written in pencil

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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The ability to shoot guns, but the guns have to have no ammo to shoot.

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the abitity to talk to someone l the way across the world,but only deaf people

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The power to guess correctly how many bags you'll need for groceries.

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The power to have your piss turn to solid gold before it exits you.

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the power to bi ugly

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the power to turn into rouge the bat so you can touch her boobs

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The power to pee out your butt and poop out of your weenie

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The power to hear everything in pig-Latin.

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to reverse gravity but only when you're outside.

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The power to look like another person, but only if the other person is uglier

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The pewer to kill elderly people by sneaking up behind them and yelling: MORTAL KOMBAAAAAAAT!

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The power to transform into a arab guy with a turban and long beard each time you enter an airport.

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The power to make a sound in the forest when nobody is around

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The ability to draw an imperfect circle

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!