The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to turn any dollar bill (1's, 5's, 10's etc.) and turn it into the amount of pennies equivalent to the bill.

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The power to shoot 4-7 flower petals out? of your wrist every ten days.

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the power to say everything in Comic Sans font.

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Ability to make your eyes switch sockets

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The power to catch em all

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The power to fly only when you're already in an airplane.

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The power to digest food 1% faster than normal on Tuesdays and 1% slower on Thursdays

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The power to agree to the "Terms of Service" without actually reading them.

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the power to smell the insisde of your own nose

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the power to see through bananas

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The power to see in only one random color everyday.

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The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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the power to cook instant pasta in less than 1 min.

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The power to fly only when in a car.

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The power to divide by 0

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to forget what pointless superpower you were going to write

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the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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the power to commit suicide when you are about to die

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The power of superspeed...which comes with horrible stamina and Asthma.

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The power of eating from ears.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!