The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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the power to not have a power

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The power to look what is at the back of your head.

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

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The power to die at will.

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

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The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

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the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

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The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

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the power to fart mace

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The power to summon earthworms

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The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

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the power to speak chinese to indians and indians only

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X-ray vision that only works on windows

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The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!