The ability to suddenly realize you have Cancer.

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The power to dace uncontrolably but not be able to stop...ever

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The power to make a pint a gallon

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The power to type the exact same pointless superpower as those in the lead and hope "you`re" comment gets in the top 10 too.

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The ppwer to say SHAZAM, Then someone says wat?

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The power to fart upon command.

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the power to have sex with any women you want. with your whole family watching

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A Superpower where only way to fly around is if you are inside a building.

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The power to stretch infinitely, but you cant return to your normal state.

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The power to realize that at least half of the top ten "powers" are yours, and you don't know if you are proud or ashamed of having so little to do... On the bright side, you don't sign them like some other douches...

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The power to die at will

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The power to travel through time to get through school but then fail at life.

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The Power of Super Speed only when you climb a ladder

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The ability to switch your fingers with thumbs, and your thumbs with baby corn.

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The superpower to makr Thanksgiving turkey taste like rotten eggs!

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the power to see the things that are happening right

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the power to stop writing pointless super powers

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The power to transform into a vegetable, but only one way

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the power to glow in the dark during the day.

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the power to float one atom above the ground

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The ability to see the inside of your eyelids.

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The power to see what happened in yesterdays future... Moral: meh.

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The power to pass sociology/psychology class by making yourself a hated internet meme by triggering negative emotions in a subject only using a simple word, only to discover later that it has turned into a compulsion. Moral, yep now you hate me, good day to you sir! Moral: There.

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the power to summon endless number of girls ages 6 to 13 but only if you 47 years old

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!