the power to not have a power

The power to look what is at the back of your head.

The power to Lee when your near a toilet

The power to stop writing stupid shit on the internet.

THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

The power to die at will.

The power to know when someone around you is about to sneeze but not the specific person

The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

The power to chew on chicken heads without breaking your teeth.

the ability to cough musli in hot girls faces

Going through obejects but cant move

The power to run at the slowest speed possible.

Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

The power to like this comment while you can't like any other ones.

the power to fart mace

The power to summon earthworms

The power to see through the clothes of only the morbidly obese.

X-ray vision that only works on windows

The power to be able to understand any language, after studying that language until you feel comfortable that you know it.

The power to keep hair from growing on your head forever.

making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

The power to cease to exist at birth!

The power to have a small penis

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!