the ability to lick your own anus

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The power to have incredible strength, in the bathroom.

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The ability to turn a computer off at will, except it must in the middle of saving your term paper.

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The power to make everyday Christmas once a year

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The power to speak any language, provided that no one around you can understand it.

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The power to get extreme orgasms random, often in very awkward situations.

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The power to fap without satisfaction

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the power to hate nature

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The power to sing "Friday" by Rebecca Black, but only on Wednesday.

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The power to be able to do anything you want, but only as long as you don't know that you have that power.

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The power to fill trash cans with garbage

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The power to create a rainbow when you fart.

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The power to grow fingernails just to cut them later

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The power to look like your jacking off every time your mom walks in the room

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The power to change to a wombat when you have an erection while you're sleeping.

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The power to have as much fun typing these as me. Moral: Of course you possess no such "useless" superpower you sad loser!

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the power to get blood clots

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the power to create your own real working money but you cannot spend it

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The power to make ice sculptures out of marble

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The power to see what's behind you.

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The power to type so damn many superpowers that your head is spinning, and wanting to keep doing it because you really like this thing, its so... fulfilling... Moral: What can I say, people fight so much over who is right, and go to war just to prove their points... I LOVE POINTLESSITTY! (Pointlessitty, is not a typo, its a shakespearean slip you ignoramoron) Fun fact: A shakesperean is by itself a grammatically incorrect word, but not a typo simply because I used it on purpose... wow thats crazy... agree? Then thumb me DOWN NOW!

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the power to read something without looking at it

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The power to psychically give politicians half baked excuses for failed and immoral decisions.

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The ability to walk on walls as long as you're laying sideways on the floor.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!