The ability to sh*t actual bricks.

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The ability to smell colors

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the power to read captchas

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The ability to print random memes on their tongue, but it has to be one that everyone in the room has seen before.

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The ability to smell shit from miles away.

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The Power to make up full names on the spot.

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The power to eat toilet paper and crap self-wiping poop. Think about it...

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The power to control every extinct species but to be unable to revive them

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The power to be stupid

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The power to burst into flames but not be immune to heat.

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The power to RISE FROM YOUR GRAVE, only for becoming a homoerotic bodybuilder addicted to steroids made from white bull testicles, and eating so many that you eventually become a golden werewolf, a blue hedgehog or something like that...

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The power to have an ejaculate in your pants by looking a girl in the eyes.

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The ability to run super fast, but you don't have legs.

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The power to open shampoo and conditioner bottles by blinking.

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The power to see into the future of the past

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the power for you skin to be invisible...........but not your, muscles, or bones, or blood, or brain, or hair, or nails.....

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every says why the chicken chossed the road. Here is what happend after... Bang! the chicken got hit. :(

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The power to fall asleep at will. But it's only active when you're asleep.

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The power to go super saiyan for 0.01 seconds

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The power of reading your own mind.

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to travel in time....2 minutes in the past exactly after..masturbation.... masturbation-time-loop...........

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The power to take in air into your lungs through your nose

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The ability to teleport to the middle of the Atlantic Ocean.

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The power to be 0.00000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000000001 seconds younger

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!