The power of 2 milliseconds of omnipotence followed by death.

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The power to control all bleach within one-hundred feet.

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The power to turn the tv off from 0.00000000001 inches away, with your mind, but it takes half an hour to actually turn off. This superpower runs out whenever you come within a mile of a tv.

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Taekwondo

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The power to slap your buttcheeks together, then transform into a head of cabbage.

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The ability to turn 100$ bills into toilet paper.

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The power to abstain from sex until you're married. At age 83.

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The ability to sense any and all ham in a five mile radius.

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The ability to talk to and have a conversation with boxes

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The power to have your veins be a 1% lighter shade of blue.

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The ability to summon CHUCK NORRIS, but only while naked.

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The power to have sex with someone but only in your mind

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The ability to say YOLO without getting shot.

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The ability to fart pee.

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The power to incriminate yourself in a crime you didnt commit

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The power to live until you die.

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the power to get struck by lightning at will.

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power to be the smartest creature in the universe but only 3 seconds a day

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the power to twerk as good as miley cyrus

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The power to have backround music in your life.

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The power to change the colour of your forehead,.

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The power to become invincible when you're dead

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the power to finish an all you can eat

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The ablility to think of the worst racial slurs, but only when a member of that race is nearby.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!