The super pow.er to die at will

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The power to greatly enlarge your penis only if you are presenting.

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The power to think that mayonnaise is an instrument.

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The power to turn cake into poop.

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To call me maybe

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The power to not exist.

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The Power to smell a Fart before it actually comes out. -scratchy

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The power to see through pastry..

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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THE POWER TO FIX MY CAPSLOCK

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to have any super power you need, unless you need to use that super power

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The power to become me. Moral: You could not handle the awesomeness and would ruin yourself just so you can feel "normal" rather than awesome.

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The power to exist

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the power to wake up right before the best part of a dream

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to summon Pedobear and only if you are under 10.

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The power to turn into a cat while a dog is watching you.

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the ability to write using your 'inside' voice but only once your vocal cords are compromised

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to be a normal human

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the power to teleport to any place 1 centimeter away.

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The power to hold your pee for 5 minutes longer than normal.

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the ability to sound exactly like Justin Bieber.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!