The power of singing piano playing and color blindness. Moral: "The skies are orange! Blue Roses too"

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the power to dislike this power

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The power to burn ashes

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The power to breathe under water, but only when you're asleep.

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The power to be AMAZING in bed, but only when you're having sex with a midget over the age of 40.

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Have sex but not feel it

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The power to change your reflection in a mirror, but only you have the power to see said altered reflection.

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the power to have a power.

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The power to simply walk into mordor.

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The power to transform into a tiger but only if you are showering

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The ability to enter a coma but not be able to control for how long

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to be one second faster than 5mph in any 80's arcade game using one finger to push the buttons

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The power to have unlimited characters in youtube comments

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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The power to make short sleeves into slightly longer sleeves.

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The power to write stupid and unintelligent messages that have no purpose or aim whatsoever.

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The ability to understand what a drunk Scottish man is saying, but only in the non-drinking bar.

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The power to always find lost objects... right after buying a replacement.

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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the power to fart in 7 different colors

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the power to be able to switch tabs on your computer two seconds after your parents walk in the room

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The power to taste the 2% that's real juice

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The power to eat mayonnaise , but only when you do so, you become able to breath underwater for thirteen seconds!

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making http://pointlesssuperpowers.com/

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!