To change your eye colour when ever you want

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the power to die on a cross and come back to life 3 days later

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The power to face plant at your own will, but not being able to stop.

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The power to induce vomiting after a crazy junk food spree.

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Grass eating

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The power to sneeze with your eyes opened.

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The power to erase your own existence.

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The power to....um.... shit I forgot That's Wat u get for wanting the power of amnesia

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the ability to digest any food easily

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The power to shrink tits by touching them.

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the power to see the future...but only the future of a crappy 5 houses town in the middle of nowhere..

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The power to make cats ask for cheeseburgers in comically broken English

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The power to shower naked.

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The power to make a rock so heavy that you can't lift it

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The power to jump and fly for 1 second.

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The power to be invulnerable as long as you are dead.

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The power to lose the remote.

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the ability to drink coffee without burning your tongue.

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The power to order stuff online with your dad's credit card

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The power that whatever song is playing is your favorite song

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The power to throw your crotch as a powerful one time grenade.

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The power to be able to get up 11.5% quicker than the average perosn

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The power to slam a revolving door.

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The power to enjoy eating potatoes slightly more

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!