The power to piss with REALLY high force.

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The Power To Poop on Command.

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The power to automaticly teleport over a cliff only when you are within 12.36 lightyears from one

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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the power to save Chinese people... who needs um?

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the ability to fly- but only indoors

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The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

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Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

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the power to never laugh at funny things but laugh nonstop at all other times

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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the power to become retarded

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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To be able to immediately know the name of anything you see

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Being able to create duplicates of yourself, however you must give birth to these duplicates out of your anus (incredibly painful and its highly likely that you will pass out from the pain). And to disappear they must claw their way back up.

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The power to find lost socks.

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the power to eat cheese 24/7

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The power to every two months to shoot three cotton balls at no great velocity from your left hand.

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The power look at this post -yeah it's completely pointless

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to become pregnant without the man climaxing (you still have to have sex).

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The power to die at will

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The power to achieve world peace but only at the expense of your own happiness and the lives of all your friends and family members and everyone will hate you for no reason after doing so.

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The power to clean a small portion of your house in a bigger amount of time then it would have taken to do by your self

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!