The power to repel women.

The power to uncontrollably make your clothes dissapear and only in church.

The power to sneeze scissors

The ability to never see CGI in any movie ever again

the power to get every girl, that you're not into.

The power to have the strength of 50 old people

The power to see in the dark outside but only at day time.

the ability to like homeade fudge.(not fudge)

the power to pull a girl on www.hislag.com

The power to time travel only a Planck second into the future.

The ability to not fart, but only while you are alone

The power to speak 360 words/min. in multi-language.

the ability to dice a watermelon by looking at it but when you eat any of the diced watermelon a magic watermelon grows in your stomach and you look fat

The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

the power to make realy convincing whale noises

the power to mourn the loss of loved ones

The power to automatically uncensor anything you want.

the power to be a regular person on supermans planet.

Ability to become friends with anyone, but only on facebook

The power to break your bones on command.

The ability to have 20/20 vision... only when wearing glasses.

the power to become phil collins, but only after peter gabrial left

being able to blow up and die

The power to turn any edible object brown.

Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!