The power to cook pop tarts really fast

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The power to swallow instead of spid

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The power to kill someone instantly; but you can only kill one person: yourself.

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The ability to fly up 3feet travel to travel a meter forwards

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the power to know what time is not

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The power to automatically attach yourself to any active fireworks.

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the power to sell jars of bodily fluids for $25 each but get arressted shortly after

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The power to see through water

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The power to turn cancer into aids.

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Having the power of a normal human

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The power to mis-spell words but only on the internet

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the power for men to squirt milk from their nipples

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The power to shit rainbows but have incredible pain while shitting them.

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The power to WATCH ME WHIP AND WATCH ME NAE NAE

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The power to be lazy and a normal human being. The Average Joe Power.

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The power o know why kids love the taste of cinnamon toast crunch

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to remove any fart smell from a room by taking ten deep and loud inhales through your nose (only five for girl farts).

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The power to pee standing up

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The power to empty your bladder without going to the restroom but only when you really have to poop and it is trying to force its way out.

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Pain Absorber. Where u rid others of their pain but suffer yourself !!

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The ability to see through clear, colorless glass.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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The power to shrink, but only in certain places...

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!