The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to have to enter a survey for every internet download you use

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The Force but you can oly move things that you grab

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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the ability to teleport far away from here but still be stuck

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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The power to make your limbs fall off but they do not grow back.

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the power to teleport 2 in. from were you were standing in 8 hours

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the power to make elton john gay

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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Endless falling....

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The power to live through torture.

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the ability to see perfectly through murky water, but only in complete darkness. you do not possess the ability to see in the dark.

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The power to shoot yogurt from your armpits once a month

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The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

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turn green traffic light in red but only on your road

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50% invisibility while farting.

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the power to do sit on your couch all day

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The power to become sexualy attracted to everyone but the person your talking with

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The ability to make your text green on google

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To have your speed, strength, reflexes and senses heightened to the level of whatever is appropriate in your situation.

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The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!