the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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The power to run light speed only when the world is speed up to light speed

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The power to be born.

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power to not be color blind.

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The ability to read a book by its cover

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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The power to tie any type of knot but only when using dental floss

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the power to make people's spleen hurt for no reason

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The power to fly, but only when you are less than a foot off the ground.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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the power to view the same insurance commercials over and over for years and recite them from memory

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The power to have lemons spew out of the sun at will

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The power to make any drug appear in your bloodstream at lethal levels.

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beeing the dragonborn, when there are no dragons....

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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The power to think you have powers.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The power to turn food into human waste.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The ability to cure someone of HIV, but you contract it yourself.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The power to change the color of your piss

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!