the power to walk through unlocked doors

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The power to go part way through walls

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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hey

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The power to waste time watching a video about pointless superpowers when you could do something productive.

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The power to poop fast enough to splash your own bum.

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The Power to Die instantly.

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The ability to be the newest post until someone else posts.

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The power to see through transparent objects.

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the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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The power to do nothing

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Feeling people's depression.

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The power to fly without leaving the ground.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to fly to your In-Law's house and ONLY your In-Law's house.

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The power to naturally wake up at a certain time but only if you set an alarm.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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Being able to transform into anything on and off the planet, only, you have to be touching that object.

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to grow increasingly warm fur as your body temperature rises.

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The power to know the answer to a test u already took.

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The ability to turn your semen into spiders.

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!