The power to have the longest little finger

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The power to glow very bright and emit a loud alarm everytime you're scared.

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The power to be really bad at math.

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the power to poop forever and pee forever. ,the power too teleport 1in.

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The ability to kick in a three point shot but only during a game.

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The power to have all your friends leave you

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to have YMCA or "In the navy" play explosively loudly from your nostrils and be immune to it yourself. Moral: WE KNOW YOU ARE H0MOSEXUAL ALREADY! TURN THAT SHIT OFF!

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The power to feel pain when your drinking acid.

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the power to predict the future 3 minutes later.

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The power to "dislike" things on Facebook.

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the power to have 0.0000000001+ critical chance when you hit a brony

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the power to fail any test you want

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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The power to conjure chairs at will.

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The power to think of any superpower but not have it

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The power to hear train whistles from 50 miles away.

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the power to change the size of your thumb when ever you want

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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The power to read autistic people's minds

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Power to know EVERYTHING you say tha just happened

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The power to have super strength, however when you use it you instantly become paralyzed.

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The power to be Chuck Norris's bitch.

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The power to generate lottery numbers which don't win

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!