The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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power to be heard only when there are ideas worth listening to

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The ability to make someone's heart stop, but only after they have died on their own of natural causes

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The ability to turn into Gary Coleman

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the power to do two suicide bombings

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The power to turn into wood by rubbing salt on yourself

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The power to wink with both eyes

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to perfectly sing any song by Justin Bieber

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The power to be able to shoot arrows really well...cough.

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The ability to lose Russian rolette, once.

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the power to jay walk, and never get caught. (your superhero name then must be Jay Walker)

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The power to never be burned, but only when underwater.

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to die when u drink bleach

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MARIAN PRICE ISN'T DEAD BUT SOME SAY SHE'S DEAD INSIDE

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Power to sleep without eyelids

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The power to not move or do anything.... at all

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the power to poop every 5 minutes

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The power to give epic blowjobs, works only if you are a incarcerated, straight male.

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The Power of being Friendzoned

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The power to harvest the cheese off your wiener.

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the power to troll people that are dead

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The power to only use yahoo.com

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!