The ability to teleport less than 1 inch once a day

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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The power to turn expensive drinks into shit flavored milk

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The ability to turn into Chuck Norris, then get round house kicked in the face and killed by the real Chuck Norris because there can only be one Chuck Norris.

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The ability to be raped.

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You can read the minds of rocks.

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Radiation resistance inversely proportional to the amount of radiation around you.

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The power to think you have powers.

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the ability to turn kfc into popeyes

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The power to transform your fingers into uncooked hotdogs.

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The power to look super sexy, but only in pitch black darkness.

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The ability to get aids and stay a virgin.

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The power of believing you have a real power when you don't (which doesn't make you have a power at all, and consequently, turns into a paradox). Self-paradox man!

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The power to be dyslexic at will

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to change the color of your piss

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The power to see through windows!

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The power to come up with a pointless superpower besides this one

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the power to not finish your

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!