The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power to not be funny

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The ability to get up early for school, but only on weekends.

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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The power to know what Willis is talking about.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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The power to remove the power within.

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the power to be immune to bullets only when your not getting shot at.

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The power to change skin color after being under the sun for too long.

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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The power of intermittent hand seizures, at the most unfortunate of times.

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the power to remember th...

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The power to transform into Forever Alone guy and not be able to transform back.

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The power to fly for as long as the average human is in the air during a vertical jump.

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Swiss army teeth.

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The power to get AIDS.

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The power to fly one millimeters above the ground.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!