- Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!

The ability to turn into an apple--but not be able to turn back.

The ability to turn traffic lights red in your lane and green for everyone else

The power to turn food into human waste.

The power to slam revolving doors.

The power to fly, but only while your feet are touching the ground.

The power to hit someone at the cost of your own life

the power to die at will

The power to have sex with anyone, but only if they are older than 65

*The power to fall, but only when you trip.

Black power

to make water turn blue when you touch it.

The power to remember your past failures and all the pain you ever received every time you close your eyes. And you have no appossable thumbs.

The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

To be able to kill a Yak from 47 yards. No more, No less.

A power to fly only when you are standing on ground

The power to get all the superpowers but only in your sleep/dreams.

The power to see in to the future of one second

The power to turn your self into a rock that is being thrown into a volcano.

The power to spell backwards.

The ability to feel all pain 30 seconds after it happens.

The power to tell time every other second. sometimes.

Power to listen to Hatsune Miku while reading these.

The power to lose body parts spontaneously.

The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

Pointless Super Powers