The power to fight fire with fire and create more fire.

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alarm that goes off when hiding

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The Power To Grow Potatoes from your hair

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The power to thumb up your own comments.

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The power to make other people hold their breath.

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Hitler Superpowers. The ability to kill 3 million Jews.

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how bout the power to shit bricks....

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The power to shed hair

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power to turn ur self invisible with clothes exept for ur dick and pubic hair

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To tell how many kids in a sweatshop it took to make your nike's

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The power to play a flute with your ass

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The power to withstand Justin Bieber's music.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to pick thing up with your feet

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the power to summon 10 ants every week

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The power to continuously shoot extremely powerful lasers from your eyes unless they're closed or you wear special, unbelievably expensive glasses.

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The uncontrollable ability to turn oncomming vehicles headlights on. But only at night, when you are passing them.

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The power to be powerless in situations u need them the most.

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The ability to to wrote something useless and waste all Saturday that you need to use to study for a test.

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The ability to turn to water and back again, i.e. turning into water inside a cup, you enemy drinks it, your turn human when you are inside him, resulting in him being ripped apart from the out side

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The ability to make your body colder in cold whether and hotter in hot whether

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The power to become a destructive green beast that demolishes cities, which you have absolutely no control over whenever you get angry or scared.

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The power to know that Han Solo dies

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the power to summon a bus, but it will only come at the same time as another bus

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!