the power to transform into biggie smalls after he just died

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the power to persuade every 80 yo into penetrating you analy

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the power make tomatoes turn green.

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the power to become friends with your least favorite teacher on facebook.

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The power to punch anyone as hard as you want but get hit with the same force in your genitals

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Eht rewop ot epyt sdrawkcab dna kaeps ti yltneulf ekilnu eht yug ohw tog no eht tsrif egap.

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The power to be an artistic genius during a math test.

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The power to have super-sweaty hands

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Aweonao

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Cool I just got a free Minecraft gift code at http://freeminecraftgiftcode.net

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To connect to the Playstation network with your mind! Who would want to?

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the power to switch your nose with your penis once a week, randomly and automatically.

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the power to have no one read this post

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To call me maybe

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To be waterproof but only when your not wet

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the power two float in the air for three seconds but only when you fell of a cliff - jesse

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the power to believe there are 50 shades of grey

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to fly at Mach 3 but only if your in the air, but too bad cuz the power comes at a cost which is making you weigh 21 more tons than you used to weigh.

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The ability to have a friend names James who dislikes all your Pointless Superpowers

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The power to sleep but only when its past midnight

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The power to be incredibly stupid only when answering exams.

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to ejaculate when a hot girl walks by

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!