Captain Colorchart - instantly able to choose the right color for any room

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The power to create a clean and temporary bathroom only you can use when you don't have to use one

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the power to make sounds by vibrating your vocal cords.

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The power to shoot pencils out of your mouth every 10 seconds

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The power to be a normal person

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the power to spawn goosebumps when ever you want

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power of being mysterious. Terribly mysterious. And possibly being capable of cutting guns in half with one's mind.

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the ability to never been seen by bus drivers.they just keep going, often through a large muddy puddle.

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The power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to trick yourself into thinking you have the power to…

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power of bullet attraction.

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The power to be able to have intercourse with every girl you want, while being the most gay man alive..

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To be flaming gay. Both kinds.

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the power to relive the least important moments in history

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The power to remotely _jizz in someone's sock

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the ability to have every superpower that is pointless

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The power to run at the speed of ligth but only when running complete circles

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The power to turn into a bucket for 1 second throughout your lifetime.

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The power to fly but only in closed spaces

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Move things with your mind but only if you are holding them and you can't let go

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the power to get STD's

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The power to write my own pointless superpower ?

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The power to permanently grow huge wonderful extremely heavy dragon wings, which do nothing but to weight you down and stand in the way. Fly? Nope, in fact you cant even walk now.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!