The power to eat your own face.. the one time

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The power to produce fish eggs from your left eye

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the ability to touch type but only when you have no hands

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The power to have tacos appear in front of you, only to have them stolen by a black guy.

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The power to kill yourself with your mind.

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The ability to produce infinite cat flavored toast made from poop out of your mouth, only while in public with 100 people that would stare at you.

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The power to kill yourself.

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The power to pee any color

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Clairvoyance, but only when your mothers having intimacy with your dad.

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The man who isn't afraid of sharks. Not even a little.

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Power to remove fart smells by licking the air

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The ability to sleep for 15 straight hours and still feel exhausted...thank you mono.

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The power of not having to fill out chapchas

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The power to Lee when your near a toilet

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THE POWER TO TYPE IN ALL CAPS

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the power to grow mustache combs from your fingernails, but lack the ability to grow facial hair

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The power to explode by yelling ALLAH FORGIVE MEEEEEEEEEE! (Bonus: you always appear on Al Jazeera when you blow yourself up)

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The power to die but once

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Endless falling....

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The ability to talk to snakes but only if you have a lightning bolt scar on your forehead.

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Going through obejects but cant move

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The power to touch MC Hammer.

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Gas station quality laser pointer vision.

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The power to transform into a 37 year old World of Warcraft playing virgin

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!