The power to travel faster than the speed of light but never slower than the speed of light.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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The power to run if you have no legs

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to never have to take a shit again

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the power make the left half of your body invisible.

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The ability to turn only your car in the direction in which the president of Zambia is looking.

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to look through really thin glas without any view obstruction.

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the ability to fly underwater.

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The power to be always invisible, but can't interact with the objects or humans, only with animals.

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The power to become extremely intoxicated only during job interviews

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The power to do your homework, but only when you're in the class where the homework is due

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power of confusing the word "your" for "you're", or vice versa.

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to eat soup with a fork

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The power to stop reading this. Or the power to live forever but only if you never ate BACON !

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The power to make Justin Beiber come out of the closet.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to silence explosions.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!