The power to regulate your body temperature at about 98 degrees at all times.

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The power to do NOTHING!

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to spelle caretly

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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Death at will

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The power to understand the purpose of live, and every other world mystery, exactly .5 of a second before you die.

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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the ability to die at will, just by blinking

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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the ability to eject a little steam cloud from your penis every time you finish peeing.

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Ability to sense moon cycle based on libido.

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to make any girl hate you

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The power to know the answer to every question you're asked, but forgetting it instantly.

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to drive better when you're drunk yet run into furniture once you get home.

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the power to turn invisible in corners but only in igloos

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to see through bones.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!