The power to help bitches stay alive! Bitches love staying alive!

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The power to move 7% faster.

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wast your time on the computer

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The power to convert Oxygen to Carbon Dioxide.

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The ability to unravel a ball of yarn with your mind

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The power to levitate birds while they are flying....

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The power of being able to fly, but only on February 30th.

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The power to breathe without thinking about it.

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The power to poop out your penis.

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The powers to have super speed when you can't run anymore.

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The ability to travel back in time when and where there was a major plague- bringing only the clothes you are wearing.

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the power to fly two inches above solid ground at the speed you walk

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The power to fall off a tree, then land in spikes.

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The power to grow your nose hair out to one hundred times its normal length.

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The power to die at any moment you want.

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Spontaneous combustion... when on the internet

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the power to hover 1 atom above the ground

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The power to walk forward and walk backwards at the same time in a lying down position while your asleep having a wet dream about goat puppies.

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Tha ability to not be able to fly

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The power to get hurt every other hour

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The power to block bullets with only your pinky toe on your left foot.

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The power to run at blazing speed but loose intelligence as you excelerate.

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The power of eating from ears.

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Being immortal but not being able to eat food and you always feel horrible, but your body heals you every day so you get more pain every day.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!