The power to smell your own feet without taking your shoes out.

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The power that when you think of someone's face your nostrils are filled with the smell of their feet

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captain obvious

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The power to put everything off till the last possible day

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the power to fly for a second

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The power to erase stupid blogs or comments

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The power to see though Kashmir when people are around no wait that would be a good

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The power to change the shape of any object at will

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The power to create a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that creates a power that does nothing.

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The ability to fly with wings on only one leg

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The power to jump, but only on the ground.

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The power to read any language but you cant understand anything it means

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The power to only drink liquids

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The power of love

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to be dead

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The power to teleport to the last place you shit.

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the ability to never catch things that other people toss gently at you

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Power to walk through doors that are only unlocked.

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The power to stop making up pointless super powers and submiting them on a website called pointless superpowers

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The power to have any game you want for PS3 or Xbox 360, but only own a Nintendo 64.

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the power to read and agree with the terms of service

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The power to see through the clothes of naked people.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!