the power to do CALCULUS for homeless people you run into on the street.

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The power to control hummingbirds.

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The power to charge your iPhone if it is not an iPhone

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the abitlity to turn into a duck, but not turn back.....

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the power to do something amazing, when no one's looking.

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power to breathe

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the ability to take a fart that other people can actually see.

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The power of having the highest rated comment

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The power to shoot string cheese out of your fingers.

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THe power to whistle from your butthole but any time you do this your penis shrinks

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Being able to shapeshift into a grandpa then not being able to turn back until next year

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The ability to have every pointless superpower then, now, and in the future.

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The power that, eveything you touch turns into whatever it already was

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done something sexual with some type of food?

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The power to autocorrect without using autocorrect.

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The power too be a professonal hacker but a kid could delete it.

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the ability to fart out of your nose

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the power to make youtube videos buffer twice as fast on your iPhone.

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The power to speak to mexicans in german

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The power of coming back from dying but dying 1 second later.

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The power to have a device to turn the tv off without touching it!!! :O

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The power to part clouds when there are no clouds.

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The ability to turn into any non-living object, but not back.

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The ability to catch anything on fire, but only if it is already on fire

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!