The super power to kill yourself at will

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The power to have any power you want but only when it's completely useless to have it.

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The power to sleep for one thousand years

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the power to make stupid useless puns and not pay attention to the villian

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the power to see through cereal box to see if there is a prize inside it.

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The power to be still until moving or being touched.

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The power to create a real-life version of any video game character, but an equally capable evil version is also created and they can pay attention to nothing except battling endlessly with neither gaining the upper hand.

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the power to eat out your but and poop out your mouth

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The power of your girlfriend's will

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The power to know what you do when you discuss the secret formula on the third Wednesday in January and it's not raining outside after we've gargled with vanilla pudding.

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The power of x-ray vision including mild radiation and only seeing bones

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The power to jerk off with no hands.

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The ability to have ALL the powers... But you have to have them activated by people you fight. Only the people you fight....

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the power to not fall in love with someone while you're dating someone else.

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The power of flight, but also have vertigo. VertigoMan to the resc Aggh!!!! Please someone get me down. OH GOD!!!! HELP!!!!

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The power to turn into a baby randomly

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The power to heal yourself when your not hurt

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The power to do nothing.

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The power to become severely depressed and suicidal whenever you feel the slight sensation of happiness.

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the power to mumble every word wile you are with some one

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The power to die just by trying to use the word l...

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The power to move 1 second into the future. Takes 1 second to work.

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To be be able to be and throw fire without being fireproof.

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The power to have a small penis

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!