The power to be wet and not know it.

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The power to close your eyes and drift off to a state of unconsciousness.

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The power to only be physically attractive to blind people.

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The power to feel lustful when watching My Little Pony Clopfic.

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The ability to pee freshly-made Japanese rice noodles.

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the power to like mass effect 3

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the power to see moving objects farther than they actually are.

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The Power to glow in the dark during day time only.

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The ability to turn door knobs with your feet every other even day.

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the power to send future you crazy

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the immunity of death unless youre about to die

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The power to think of a useless superpower, but start typing and forg........ GOD DAMMIT!

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The power to see women naked, but only when they're your friend's mom.

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The ability to kill oxygen in a radius around you

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The power to absorb energy wavelengths, in the visible light spectrum, from objects and create a mental picture of the shape and color of the objects they reflected off of.

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The power to look TV

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The power to have any stupid thing you do and experience being automatically uploaded on youtube.

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The power to NOT think up a pointless superpower.

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The power to make people feel confident in themselves.

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the power to hate nature

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The power to shrink your penis.

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The power to die and come back as a invincible bug that lives for 5 seconds

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the power of becoming a ginger.

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The power to become invincible to everything except what can hurt and kill you

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!