the power to shrink down to the size of a quark but then you turn into a black hole and destroys the universe.

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The power to be stupid reading this.

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The ability to summon Cthulhu automatically when you reach the age of 23.5.

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The power to re-click a webpage over and over as long as it won't load

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The power of attracting lightning to your body, but not being imune to it.

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The power to piss your pants each time you feel threatened.

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the power to give any goatAIDS using your penis

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The power to commit suicide.

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The power to fly 2 feet in the air.

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the power to shoot superman

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The power to shit in your eye

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The Power to bite your own ear.

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The superpower of being the only one without powers in the world where everyone has powers.

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the power to be alive but only when awake

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The power to time travel 1 second at a time

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The power to instantly determine when someone is a dumbass.

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The power to download anything you want to 99 percent complete.

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The power to make every stop sign I see say "Stop HAMMERTIME"

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The power to glitter in the sunlight. Especially if you're a guy.

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the power to fall asleep while being awake

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The power to light little sticks on fire by rubbing them quickly on the box they came in.

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The power to die on command

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The Ability To Stop Existing Only When You Already Don't Exist

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!