The power of heating things if they are located in microwave.

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Using your brain when you could simply type in "google.com." in the url.

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the power to suddenly become extremely tired when you realise you have a task due

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The power to turn any plasma tv into ice with 3 times the mass

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The power to be Helen Keller at will.

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The power to make people feel self confident when you encourage them

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The power to outthink the smartest people ever conceived, but only remember what you though for an attasecond.

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The ability to visit pointlesspowers.com and click the "WRITE YOUR OWN" button and think of something to write.

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The power to have never-ending growing curly hair, but with no powers.

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The power to make any girl attracted to you. Unless the girl is anywhere above a 7 on the hot scale

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the ability to make trees grow when you orgasm.

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the power to turn into a dead person

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The power to teleport a real life Herobrine in your face

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The power to control your own mind.

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the power to only eat sugar, but not things that tastes sweet.

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Customer: Waiter, there's a fly in my soup! Waiter: I'm terribly sorry sir, please let us replace your soup with a more satisfactory one which is hygienic, and does not contain a dead organism. Customer: Thanks.

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The power to make a sound that attracts whales

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the power to suck but only when your awesome

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The power to lift objects that weigh less than a gram

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The ability to yell through your nose

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the power to be as dumb as george bush and as useless as barrak obama

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The ability to wear one shoe on both feet.

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The power to write any thing on your chest with clear paint

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The power to make grey spots appear on the wall, but only when u are peeing

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!