The power to come back after death (you get a week or so to show of to people before you die again).

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the power to become semi-transparent

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The superpower to poo at will.

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the power to change invisable when you blink

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The ability to predict what will appear on ReCaptcha, SOLVEmedia, and all that stuff, before you see it.

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The power to run the fastest when everyone in the world is standing still

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The power to sing but your mute

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The power to say something positive about Justin Beiber

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The power to shoot poop balls when you masterbate.

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the ability to change the color of one eye if dehydrated nearly to the point of death

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The power to make someone see your smile slightly whiter

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To summon a duct tape PEICE for 3 seconds then disappears but you can only do it each century

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Being able to shit a brick every time you blink

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The power to turn everything you touch into a crying, hungry baby.

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How 'bout the power to move you? - Wonderboy

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The power to regret things you did in the past

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The power to make your boyfriend angry at you because you're angry at him, and even angrier when he was already angry at you.

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the power to think about pointless powers while watching pointless powers vid and writing a pointless power

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The Power to have a bowel movement.

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The power to have a very keen sense of smell 24/7 but only when a fart is present

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The power to look beautiful/handsome when nobody is looking at you.

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The abillity to laugh hystericaly at theese superpowers, But only when On the toilet pooping.

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The power to be fat only when your at a party.

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The power to make anyone have Donald Trump's hair.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!