The ability to evolve into magickarp

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the power to phaze through everything against your will

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The power to feed cat toes to your boss but only during a job interview

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The power to see red in a slightly lighter shade

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The ability to make time go ten times faster whenever you are stressed.

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The ability of telepathy but only when your targets are toast pieces, not whole toast mind you, toast pieces. This includes crumbs

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The power to see light as it appears on an object.

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The power to make yourself get a cramp at will.

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The ability to bring statues to life but they can't move or talk

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The ability to survive bleeding for a week but it forces you to turn into a total bitch .

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The Power to climb on your own shoulders.

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The power to snore inhumanly loud

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The power to fly 3 inches.

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The power to make any girl hate you

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the power to have diarrhea at any time

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The ability to not finish sen...

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The power to see through bones.

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Having super strength, But only when you're asleep.

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ODOYLE RULES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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The ability to reach the end of the rainbow!

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The power to make any woman have volcanic earth.shattering orgasms but only if she's having sex with another man

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The power to shit purple butterflies.

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The power to be born.

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The power to turn your skin into 99% bubble wrap

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!