The power to reseal bottles!

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The power to run people over with a tractor.

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the power to die 10 minutes after reading this comment

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The power to have amazing breath, but only if you brush your teeth first.

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The power to stretch your tounge but it can only curve in a way that it only get inside your anus.

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The power to do something when you do it.

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The ability to not come back to life when you die.

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The ability to think of an ability - JW

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the ability to see into the past

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The power to have the comments not signed Moral: have much more thumbs ups.

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The power to see through clothes of women 70+.

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The power to not get caught typing this in lesson.

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The power to switch your left pinky toe with your right big toe and vice versa.

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The power to understand that Jesus called himself Son of man, which translates into Anderson, which makes a certain movie make a bit more sense. Moral: THIS IS MY WORLD MISTER ANDERSON! MY WOOOOOORLD!

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The power to triple-click in the time it takes a regular human to double-click.

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The power to activate all musical instruments at full volume just by going to sleep.

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The ability to fly, only when you are asleep.

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The SuperPower To Have No SuperPowers

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the power to imagine everybody with underpants while your nervous but it only happens in your dreams

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The power to possess every pointless superpower and be tasked with saving the world.

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The power to make only slightly funny jokes

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the power to give anyone an incurable disease

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The ability to breathe underwater but only when above water

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The power to fail hard at the catchphra (or whatever its called) simply because you keep answering garbage when it asks "what is the jummiest!" Moral: I work out hard dammit! I want muscles of steel! And Bananasplit contains banana (duh) which just binds fat and makes me look like a bodybuilder... (yes I did look like that and would eat garbage rather than banana, I mean most "family restaurant" foo out there is garbage) "Family restaurant" guide, because moral man loves you: Mc Donalds, Kentucky Fried Chicken, Burger King, and I really need fats and proteins to work out as hard as I do... I mean I am running on a uh.. stand still training bicycle thingie... too tired to look it up.

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Pointless Super Powers

A pointless super power is a supernatural ability that has no practical value. The humor is in the fact that you would be better of without that special ability. Enjoy this funny collection of pointless superpowers and write you own!